Standing in the bedroom in my birthday suit after a shower, examining the bulge that is my overweight belly in the mirror.
"I'm fat" I say
"No, you're not fat" he says
"Well, what would you call it?" I ask
"You're pregnant." he answers
"You know something I don't?" I ask between giggles
"Nope. Its just the power of positive thinking. I figure pregnant is a current goal and better than fat, so CHOOSE to be pregnant" he states firmly
Riiiiiiggggghhhhttttt. If only it were that easy!
Who knew I married an optimistic nut job? Oh yeah. ME!