Creamed by the Kreme

Well. I Kremed... and am paying for it. I blame all mishaps of the day on that donut. ALL. These mishaps include, but are not limited by, the following:

• New shirt, bought Monday, suddenly no longer fits in crucial areas
• Went to library with B, so tired that am tripping over tongue... and feet
• Went wandering with B... left keys in the first store, didn't notice they were gone until the THIRD store.
• Got keys. Came home and flopped for a 10-min nap before A's scheduled arrival and.... slept for 2 hours, including straight through the FOUR times he tried to call and tell me he would be late.

So. It's all the fault of the Kreme. I swear it.